5 jokes about pumpkins

Q: Why do pumpkins sit on peoples porches?
​A: They have no hands to knock on the door.

Q: What did a pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
A: Good-pie everyone.

Q: What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin?
A: You look a little sick.

Q: Why do pumpkins do so bad in school?
A: Because they had all their brains scooped out.

Q: What do you call an overweight pumpkin?
A: A Plumpkin.